The RoboCut

Taylor as told me about this interesting creation. The RoboCut which you attach to your vacuum and then use it to cut your hair at home. What an amazing creation. I need one. Now Im wondering what else can you attach to a vacuum and use it for? Imaginations please.

Lady GaGa...cherry cherry boom boom

Oh Lady GaGa, how great you are!!!!!

Let me tell you about the show it was EPIC!!!!!!

She opened with segments of Andy Wharhol and called herself Candy Wharhol and then the screens split and there she was right in front of me singing Paparazzi in a crazy geometric shaped dress. Oh she was so energetic and fun and sang live. I loved when she came out in her bubble dress (yes a dress made of bubbles) and sang a new song and played the piano with her stilleto heel. AMAZING!!!!!!!

It was all i wanted it to be and more. JUST HAD TO LET YOU KNOW

Can't Breathe

I guess I am just a huge fuck up. I have come to realize to I possess the incredible gift of being able to push people away, even though i wish they were closer.

I am currently in a state of panic. My eyes sting and I cant move from my bed.

What could I do differently?
Was is all my fault?

I can't answer these questions because my mind is not working.

Life, why do you hate me?

?

My least favorite thing at the moment is being worried. If I was less worrisome, I think I'd enjoy life a little bit more.

Why worry about tomorrow, shall I stew about it now?
Shall I say, It is no use, give it up, throw in the towel?
Why worry about tomorrow, will it bring me health and gain?
Or shall I wake up in the morning, in poverty and pain?
Why worry about tomorrow, whatever comes my way?
I've got all that I can handle just to make it through today.
Why worry about tomorrow? There's no point or so it seems.
Will I wake up in the morning and find it's all been just a dream?
Tomorrow is only maybe, and though yesterday was rough.
Today is all I have, and yes, today is quite enough.
Yes, it's fun to dream, and there is nothing wrong with hopes.
For today, I'll do my best, and give thanks when it is gone.

-Jerry Ham

lols of the week/weekly favorites

So a many funny random things happened this week that should be mentioned:

1. Our dress up day on monday.
2. The introduction of diagria - too much sangria can = diagria
3. A hilarious note posted on facebook that i found more amusing than serious
4. Bowling at the garage where we all showed off our amazing skills
5. Michael cracked out on aterol and then sleeping for a full 24 hours.
5. A fucking bee stung me while i was thrift store shopping.

-But lets be serious for just a minute. I want to discuss the fact that I am going to Lady GaGa on Monday and you should all be jealous. Thats right, be jealous.

Movies that must be seen:
-Watchmen
-FunnyLady
-All About Eve
-Frozen River
-I Love you, Man
-Sunshine Cleaners

Music of interest this week:
-Flo Rider - Right Round
-Of Montreal - Shes a Rejector
-Oasis - Falling Down
-Taylor Swift EVERYTHING

Topics to Discuss when nothing else is worthy of discussion:
-What Rochelle is wearing
-Chris Brown and Rihanna
-Roomates
-Spring Break plans

Things I am officially giving up as of Monday 3/16:
-Fast Food (thats right)
-ordering crunk food

Sangria to Diagria: A revelation while in the tub, rubbadubdub

So have you heard about a bath dream?
Let me tell you about it. When you are in a bath and you kinda just dose off (practice this first because you may drown) and then you have this slight revelation about something or perhaps a deja vu. Well i had this the other day, I believe it was Monday and the dream went like this:

Splish Splash Splish Splash

-----Im in one of those movie dress up montages, you know where you find yourself in a giant closet full of clothes and there is a mirror and you just change outfits. Like 90 outfits in 3 minutes and you are with a friend and you are all giggly and shit???
Well i wanted to have one of those, but i dont really have that many clothes. In addition, the bath dream revealed that i would have a dress up party with Sangria. Now i hate Sangria, but you have to listen to a bath dream. So I got some Rossi, 5.99 at QFC WUT THE FUCK. HAD TO DO IT. and then it was time.

So we dressed up like our friends. Katherine, Jon, Michael and I. We went through facebook and found funny pictures to try to immitate. Of course we did this after consuming lots of sangria. The pictures will be up sometime soon of course.


On another side note:

Funny things that happened this past week:

1. I put a rubber band around the spray thing on the sink. and Blake turned it on and it was epically funny. Im such a child.

2. I have decided that i am not growing up. Instead I have devised a plan where i steal peoples livers, hearts, and go to Mexico to get cheap plastic surgery done. I cant reveal all of the plan, but basically ill be 24 forever. (24 just seems to be a good age)

3. In Fremont, this idiot guy we were with decided to throw a beer bottle at a cop car, we then proceeded to run away and hide in a ColdStone. And then got ice cream...

4. We also discussed if we were Asian, what kind of asian would i be. I decided id be Japanese. I mean they seem a lot hotter (Abi) and not as clingy. Was that offensive? Coalition for Global Concern please.

Road Trippin to Forks (Knives and Spoons and Spatulas)

Vera is gonna love this one!!!

So, for my digital journalism class we went to Forks, Washington where Twilight is set and i did a digital article on the small town. So the town is like 4 hours away, and it was me, Jonathan, and Taylor and on the way we stopped in Lacey and had Costco pizza and Panera. Then we were on our way.

It rained the entire way there, like hard rain, it was nice. We played car games including the state capitol game, where we thought we are all good but probably texted google for the answers about 30 times. So we knew 20 state capitols out of 50. We also played im going on a cruise and Jon decided his category were "things that were white" and to him, a thing that is white is a POWERHOUSE. He meant to say white house but he thought he'd be tricky and call it a powerhouse.

ANYWAY, so jon and tay were baked for the entire car ride and im just chillin as they fall quiet and then say weird things. So we get to Forks and go around to all the places to see which are like 4 things. Then on the ride home we stop at the ocean and feed a seagull who shit on my car and scared Jon and Tay.

Well, this blog is really not interesting at all, but I havent written anything for awhile because my life hasnt been that interesting for some time now. OH on the way home we stopped at DQ and Taco Bell (highlight of the trip)

Lets see what else has happened to me.

Beer Pong tourney last weekend. Jackie and I lost in double overtime to a guy named Bubba and a Samoan named ChaCha. It was close, soooo close. Ummm..... UW game tonight, who knows what will happen.

Also, songs that i hate that Liz loves:

1. Im on a boat
2. Jizz in my pants
3. Anything else on her ipod