IT IS TIME

Pet Peeve of the Week

People with no sense of time.

Recession

I have not looked at my bank account in over a week in fear of what I am about to see. I have this problem where I cannot stop spending money even though I don't have it. Also, the other day I choose to go out and not buy toilet paper, good life choice. So, I ended up stealing a role from the school. I hate that 1 ply shit.

Okay, so lets get my life together. Well, lets just get my financial life together because that will take less time.

Step 1: move out of expensive Riannas CHECK
Step 2: stop going out all the time harder than it sounds, but okay
Step 3: No more retail therapy This does not include thrift, and cute things
Step 4: Drunchies must stop UGhGHGH
Step 5: FIND A MOTHER FUCKIN JOB Been searching and applying for 4 months, :(

"Sometimes we sacrifice friendships for the one we love"

"Take 10 steps back, cus im ready baby aim and fire."

yahoo answer of the week

QUESTION:
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

ANSWER:
Absolutely. The only acceptable way to integrate Jesus into food is to accidentally burn his face into a piece of toast or on a grilled cheese sandwich and then sell it on eBay. Jesus would be proud that you can get Golden Palace to pay $500 for it.

Pet Peeve of the Week

Girls who wear palazzo pants out in public. Theses things are disgusting. Why spend money on them? You look like a parachute when you open your legs, and guys dont want that now do they girls??? hmmm...