QUESTION:
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
ANSWER:
Absolutely. The only acceptable way to integrate Jesus into food is to accidentally burn his face into a piece of toast or on a grilled cheese sandwich and then sell it on eBay. Jesus would be proud that you can get Golden Palace to pay $500 for it.
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