Coalition for Global Concern

So, sitting at the Bistro with Jen and Taylor. I have become addicted to doing "homework" at the bistro and by homework i mean facebook and making fun of how people dress (miss you Vera). But anyway, as I sit here not reading, I have decided to make a list of what Junior year has brought me this year that others (the coalition for global concern) would not enjoy hearing about.

Whistler

-Being absolutely Belig for 72 hours
-Meeting a lovely model who had a certain powder on her tits
-Telling a 4 year old girl to stop being such a slut
-Pole humping

21 Run

-Taking 7 tequila shots, a mind eraser, an adios mother fucker, and 6 yeiger bombs.
-Hitting my head on a dumpster while attempting to make out with Christina
-Fall over while trying to pee and hit my head on the bathtub and bleed profusely while vomming at the same time. All over Christina

Amsterdam/London
-Vera peeing the bed on the night i get there
-Vera cracked out wandering around Amsterdam at 4AM
-Eating at the BK Lounge for Christmas Din
-Pole dancing with future strippers
-Peeing on a post office

The Apartment

-Ass wars with Liz and Christina
-Inviting homeless people up from the shell to party
-Real World: Bed
-Doing my best Jagger
-Single Ladies dance

And now things im looking forward too:

Anime Convention

-Making fun of all the freaks (just admit it, they are freaks)
-Dressing up like one of the freaks
-Sneaking into the crazy rave

Sasquatch (Suckamothafucka)

-Sleeping next to Jackie
-Taking 8AM shots on top of the car
-starting a mosh pit riot
-Promote binge drinking

Camping

-Not getting another MIP (cus i be 21)
-Attending another random Olympia party
-making traps for Jeff
-Playing find the poo with Jeff
-Jackie throwing another shoe in the fire


and now some famous quotes

"Is there a Lewis and Clark Day?" You mean Lois and Clark? - Christina and I
"Stop making out with Gay Guys, You're blowing your game" - Jen
"If Anne Frank was blind and deaf, how did she write a diary?" - Me confusing Anne Frank with Hellen Keller
"I have no thumb" - me in the fort
"Nobody really cared about the yellow ranger. What was she, like Asian?" - Jonathon
"I once took a 5 pound shit" - Tay
"Chocolate dumpers are what comes out with you eat the chocolate dunkers" - Me
"Have you been blogging this whole time?" - Jen
"How did i vom on the kitchen cupboard" - Tay
"I thought I had sex last night, but I woke up alone" - Christina
"If I had a theme song it would be Gwen Stefanis Hollaback Girl cus this shit is bananas" - Me
"What is this? A bridge" - Jonathon


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