Where have all the cowboys gone?

You remember all those great songs from the 90s? Well, i dont! And i want to remember most of them right now so I can use them for pre-funking. I went on to Itunes and looked up songs of the 90s and albums like Now 98 and Buzz Hits came up. Now, they say that the best songs of the 90s are Nirvana and Nine Inch Nails and Madonna. Im not talking about the songs that had a message not to kill yourself (since the 90s were so rough), but those songs that if you did kill yourself, you would be happy about it.

Songs like:

-I see you baby, shakin that ass
-That boy is mine
-Tubthumping
-Getting Jiggy Wit It
-I saw the Sign
-Mambo #5
-Big Pimpin
-MMMbop
-I wanna sex you up
-Achy Breaky Heart

You know, these types of songs. The songs where you dont have to think, you can just dance all night.

Coalition for Global Concern

So, sitting at the Bistro with Jen and Taylor. I have become addicted to doing "homework" at the bistro and by homework i mean facebook and making fun of how people dress (miss you Vera). But anyway, as I sit here not reading, I have decided to make a list of what Junior year has brought me this year that others (the coalition for global concern) would not enjoy hearing about.

Whistler

-Being absolutely Belig for 72 hours
-Meeting a lovely model who had a certain powder on her tits
-Telling a 4 year old girl to stop being such a slut
-Pole humping

21 Run

-Taking 7 tequila shots, a mind eraser, an adios mother fucker, and 6 yeiger bombs.
-Hitting my head on a dumpster while attempting to make out with Christina
-Fall over while trying to pee and hit my head on the bathtub and bleed profusely while vomming at the same time. All over Christina

Amsterdam/London
-Vera peeing the bed on the night i get there
-Vera cracked out wandering around Amsterdam at 4AM
-Eating at the BK Lounge for Christmas Din
-Pole dancing with future strippers
-Peeing on a post office

The Apartment

-Ass wars with Liz and Christina
-Inviting homeless people up from the shell to party
-Real World: Bed
-Doing my best Jagger
-Single Ladies dance

And now things im looking forward too:

Anime Convention

-Making fun of all the freaks (just admit it, they are freaks)
-Dressing up like one of the freaks
-Sneaking into the crazy rave

Sasquatch (Suckamothafucka)

-Sleeping next to Jackie
-Taking 8AM shots on top of the car
-starting a mosh pit riot
-Promote binge drinking

Camping

-Not getting another MIP (cus i be 21)
-Attending another random Olympia party
-making traps for Jeff
-Playing find the poo with Jeff
-Jackie throwing another shoe in the fire


and now some famous quotes

"Is there a Lewis and Clark Day?" You mean Lois and Clark? - Christina and I
"Stop making out with Gay Guys, You're blowing your game" - Jen
"If Anne Frank was blind and deaf, how did she write a diary?" - Me confusing Anne Frank with Hellen Keller
"I have no thumb" - me in the fort
"Nobody really cared about the yellow ranger. What was she, like Asian?" - Jonathon
"I once took a 5 pound shit" - Tay
"Chocolate dumpers are what comes out with you eat the chocolate dunkers" - Me
"Have you been blogging this whole time?" - Jen
"How did i vom on the kitchen cupboard" - Tay
"I thought I had sex last night, but I woke up alone" - Christina
"If I had a theme song it would be Gwen Stefanis Hollaback Girl cus this shit is bananas" - Me
"What is this? A bridge" - Jonathon


MORE TO COME

Examining London

So, Veras rents came into town today and they took off for some sightseeing adventures. I decided to just go enjoy the city and see what it had to offer. I went to the SoHo district again and went shopping and didnt find anything. I then wondered around and walked all the way to Westminster and had some fine food (fish and chips) and looked at Big Ben. The whole Amsterdam thing is still in my mind. What a crazy place. Well...i wonder if it is actually crazy as you would assume or is it that we just made it insane. Either way, it was unforgettable.
Pretty sure Vera is still upset with me about the whole not helping her out when she was having a panic attack and high off her mind. However, i look back and wish i had been there for her. I wish that weed did not shut my entire body down (as you all should know) then i would have been able to get up and wouldnt have a guilty feeling.
But anyways, London is really a great city. Its a little bit of old and a little bit of new. I think we are going out tonight, who knows what that will bring. I havent gotten plastered yet while across the pond, i save that for Vera. We also need to go to this place called Fabric sometime soon because it seems Epic.

Amsterdam = cracked out Vera

A checklist of Amsterdam-

1. Vera cracked out on weed - CHECK
2. Disgusting hostel (comes fully with smells of dying prostitutes, drunken men, and guys in boxers) - CHECK
3. Absinthe - CHECK
4. Weird ass people everywhere - CHECK
5. Vera cracked out on everything around her - CHECK

-The result of Amsterdam is quite simple. Vera owned!!! Now, the first time she ate a space cake, it seemed like nothing happened. Most likely because we went to a sketch coffee shop and not one that was recommended. So, the next day we hit up Baba Coffeeshop (world famous) and we ate another space (weed) brownie. So, it is 1am and we finish the whole thing. Now, by 4am Vera is in her bottom bunk moving non-stop. I knew now that she was cracked out and i couldnt even move my body. Then i get a tapping on my head and somehow am able to move my head to look at a smiling cracked out Vera right in front of my face. To my eye, her face was surrounded by glimmering and shiny stars. Oh jeeze, ive never been so fucked up.
----Conversation between us at that moment-------

Vera - "Mat, i am so high right now, i just went outside and some guy wanted to sleep with me in his boxers. I took my cookies and i ran"

Mat - "What are you talking about, go to bed"

Vera - Hits me "Mat, im serious i cant go to bed, come outside with me"

Mat - "Go away, lay down"

Vera - "You're the worst friend EVER. If you dont come outside im gonna sit here and scream. 1, 2, 3, MATTTT"

Mat - turns head away goes to sleep

Now i passed out completely and found out the next morning that Vera had left the room in her pjs and threw on my jacket and wondered around a freezing Amsterdam until 7AM. Somehow, she made it to the train station and thought of buying a ticket back to London. All this time, she was on the phone with Jeff not making sense whatsoever.

Now, to the hostel.
Not only does the bathroom smell like a dying prostitute, but we are pretty sure the beds are covered in stds. The other night, we got our new roomate and he was fun. He came into the room at 4am and vera was attempting to sleep, but she was crakced out on something yet again. We had just went clubbing that night and met Gloria in 20 years. But anyways, the new guy came in drunk as fuckkk and stumbled around. Then he decided to sit on Vera bed. Vera then told him to get off and after he apologized he attempted to steal Veras blanket. She grabbed on, like she did her cookies the other night, and told him to fuck off it was her blanket.

We are now trapped in our hostel waiting for our plane to leave. Amsterdam has been a crazy ADVENTURE. We found a bag of weed outside a candyshop and may go to the coffeeshop to smoke it, we are not sure yet. We ate burgerking and McDonalds in the same day last night (im sure Gil would be proud).