IT IS TIME

Pet Peeve of the Week

People with no sense of time.

Recession

I have not looked at my bank account in over a week in fear of what I am about to see. I have this problem where I cannot stop spending money even though I don't have it. Also, the other day I choose to go out and not buy toilet paper, good life choice. So, I ended up stealing a role from the school. I hate that 1 ply shit.

Okay, so lets get my life together. Well, lets just get my financial life together because that will take less time.

Step 1: move out of expensive Riannas CHECK
Step 2: stop going out all the time harder than it sounds, but okay
Step 3: No more retail therapy This does not include thrift, and cute things
Step 4: Drunchies must stop UGhGHGH
Step 5: FIND A MOTHER FUCKIN JOB Been searching and applying for 4 months, :(

"Sometimes we sacrifice friendships for the one we love"

"Take 10 steps back, cus im ready baby aim and fire."

yahoo answer of the week

QUESTION:
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

ANSWER:
Absolutely. The only acceptable way to integrate Jesus into food is to accidentally burn his face into a piece of toast or on a grilled cheese sandwich and then sell it on eBay. Jesus would be proud that you can get Golden Palace to pay $500 for it.

Pet Peeve of the Week

Girls who wear palazzo pants out in public. Theses things are disgusting. Why spend money on them? You look like a parachute when you open your legs, and guys dont want that now do they girls??? hmmm...

Spring showers bring hillarious encounters

As I sit in my comparing nations class, I have wondered on to the blogging world once again to compare creations. I have not updated the web on my life in awhile so here we go.

Friends:
Love them, could not love them more right now. We have been having way too much fun this quarter and hopefully will continue to progress. May is approaching and that means:
1. Rochelles Bday
2. Cinco De Mayo
3. Katherines Bday
4. Quadstock
5. Sasquatch
6. Camping

Boys:
This got more complicated than I thought. But here they are:

Bartender - yes, he has a name but I refuse to use it. Everything was going quite well until he introduced me to his boyfriend and then things just got weird. However, Bartenders boyfriend, which I have named Sleevy, based on his incredibly hot sleeve tattoo has recently been texting me. This also has put me off guard. Well I have never been in a situation like this, so I have ceased contact.
And yes, of course, im crushing. Its good to have a crush even if theres no shot in hell you will ever be with that person. For now though, crushing is all i need to do. As I have made my life motto,

I DON'T NEED A MAN, I JUST WANNA DANCE

School:
This is sadly the first quarter that I dislike all my classes. I feel un-motivated and unprepared for what I am taking this quarter. Perhaps it is the sun, but I am pretty sure sitting through 15 hours of powerpoint lectures would make anyones head hurt. I cannot stand professors who teach primarily on their powerpoints saved from previous years.

Lols of the past week:
Coming in at #1 has to be the brilliant performance of Michael last weekend. As we danced for a good 5 hours over at Christinas, we began to walk home due to Michaels annoyance with his roommate. Michael wanted all of us to join him as he stormed in for a yelling session. Of course, due to past history with J, I thought it would be wildly hilarious and so did Kyle and Ange. (BTW can i just say how much i love this ANGE girl, so hot, so fierce). So as Michael walked into sexy time, the door flung open and we were exposed to hilarity. As Michael yelled, I grabbed on to Ange in fear that I would burst out laughing and wake up the whole dorm. After the yelling fest, Ange called the duo bitches and we walked away, not before receiving the simple life.

#2 goes to Christina for obsessing about Chicken Fried Bacon at the Twilight Exit. We finally got it and it was not good at all.

Dear Miss California

Not Cool

Slowin it down

This morning was rough, i was up til about 6 in the morning last night. It was a great night and just an amazing weekend overall. Great stories and good times. However, in feeling like absolute crab this morning, it is time for me to slow it down. I am not a freshman anymore, though there are days I wish I could go back to doing whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Okay so plan A for this week, no drinking and start detoxing. I can do it, i keep telling myself this.

Plan for tonight, movie night i believe is appropriate.

Take A Ride on my DISCO STICK!

So this week has been so fucking AMAZINGGGG that i just have to write about it.

Sunday: SUN SUN SUN. I sat out all day in the sun and totally got burnt, well worth it.

Monday: MORE SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN, pretty much just did the exact same thing. Had a dance party with Katherine with the windows open, it was sooo goood.

Tuesday: Last day of SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN.

Wednesday: A fun night with the gang.

Tursday: BRITNEY SPEARSSSSSSS

Friday: Crunkiversary, where im absolutely 100% that everyone blackedout. It really is a tight battle on who won that night. Its between Christina, Michael, and I. We all had no idea what was going on....

Saturday: ANIME convention. We dressed up, i made a disco stick and it was epic. But then we werent aloud in. FML. THough, we did get to see people dressed up as a cup of noodles and lots of other stuff.

Sunday: Easter Dinner with the gang

New Pact

Due to recent events, I have decided its time to get over certain things.

I have made a pact with myself, Vera, and Kimmy that there will no longer be Drama in our lives. We will no longer sit around and wait for shit talking to happen because I believe that people who sit in a circle and talk shit are those who are just insecure with themselves.

I have done a lot of growing in the past month, and truthfully I have never been so lucky and so happppppyyyy to be me and to have the friends I do.

For those of you who insist on continuing to act out "The Hills" on your own, than please proceed because you are a waste of my time. I feel sorry for you and hope that one day you will get to a place where you can be happy with yourself and not worry about others.

LOVE YA

i love the SUN, but it doesnt like ME

I got so burnt yesterday and today. It has been such a great two days of sitting and basking in the sun, however being a very very white boy I get incredibly red very very quickly. So, I look like this...





THe good thing is that I hope it will go tan and my hair also got incredibly lighter. I LIKE IT.

Vera Glo and I are planning on a party for friday. It is to celebrate our 2nd year crunkiversary and we are very happy about it. Gloria apparently has an epic playlist. I dont know how to dress up because it is a Cotton party. Im thinking cotton balls in the hair and perchaps tighty whities over clothes. OR, a cotton picker from the 1800s. Controversial?? NAH DUDE

Funny People

Its funny how things work out...I went back to my old post and my spring quarter goals. Going really well right now and i have a feeling spring quarter is about to get EPIC!!!!

Dreams really do come true!

So far this quarter has been a lot of fun. The return of Vera has definitely put a giant boost in my attitude and energy level.

NocNoc on Tuesday was a blast. We sang lots of songs (only new wave though) jackie was not too thrilled and neither was I. However, we drank too much of course, or at least more than we planned. Danced and people watched. Trannys and guys on E were the main focus.

We played charades on Monday I believe and that was funnn. Blake tried to do Little House on the Prairie but it ended up looking like a flower girl prancing around like a gay boy at the Sex and the City premier.

Last night I held game night. It was lots of fun. I am still undefeated at Egyptian and scattegories is always fun. I also bought Flounder, so he is a my new bff. Tonight is art walk, should be epic, i still got some Rossi left so indeed it shall be epic.

Wow, what a boring update. oh well

Mount Redoubt, How i HATE YOU!

So Mount Redoubt (the volcano Ive been telling everyone about) has decided to do this today....





AND IM PISSED

Alaska airlines canceled all their flights today until further notice thanks to the large amounts of ash in the air. Oh sweet Jesus, if im trapped here im gonna be soooooooooooooooooo pissed.

On an up note. Night out with my sis and her friends tonight. We be going bar hopping as ash falls over the city. How lovely. I also have been listening to Taylor Swift non-stop and Demi Lovato. I dont know why Demi, but Taylor is amazingggg.

I want to be home ASAP, and by home i mean Seattle. GET ME OUTA HERE..

Moose Skywalker, may the Forest be with you!

So in Alaska (Sarah Palin accent) we believe in the most retarded (and i use this word because it is appropriate) signs possible. Like these:






But anyways, so I still havent seen Sarah Palin again since i first got here. Sad :(.....So tonight is crab dinner and I am very excited about it. i LOVEEEE ME SOME CRAB.

Tomorrow night, my sis is taking me out on the town again, UGH I dont want what happened last time to happen this time. So i said no Lon please, but its a very small world and he will probs be there.

OKAY FUNNY STORY TIME
-I saw three high school friends at the grocery store today and they were all part of the "popular crowd". Its too bad to have to see them now. Poor Shawna is pregnant with twins and her best friend Kasey gained a good 30 pounds and died her hair red with blonde roots. Oh trashy. Poor children. One of my football mates, Mark, was working at the Deli when I thought he was going to school in Montana but i guess he dropped out.

WAY TO GO SOUTH HIGH.

Why, if when I'm in the biggest state, the world just gets smaller...Reasons why i hate you, Alaska!

OKAY....lets start. This night was very interesting. I havent really given much thought of going out and drinking with my fam, but my sister has been pushing me to go since i got here.

To start, let me just say...It hurts like a BITCH to even sit down due to the GIANT bruise i got from skiing. So glad I am going again on Thurs.

Okay now, so tonight we went and saw the play Annie: The Musical. How lovely, a curly red headed girl dancing around singing its a hard knock life. I preferred when Jay-Z sang it. JK, i love musicals and it was fun. So after the show, we thought of going out to the bars because after all, we were already "downtown". Anchorage's downtown consists of dive bars full of oil field miners and hotels that are as tall as Campion dorm.

So, we go to this place called Orsos, and im thinking my moms paying so im gonna get a drink thats delish and expensive. I get something called the Vesper. It is PURE 151, gin, and vod with their "special juice"....OMG it was an ORGASM in your mouth. SOOOO delish. Well after one of those i was feeling grande.

So, then off to Humpys. YES, Humpys where my sister meets up with her friend Lon. Well, Lon is actually an ex boyfriend of mine and i was not planning on him and my sister to EVER meet. The shock of seeing him is quite fearful since I dont know if my mom or sister know. But they didnt, and Lon said we knew each other through a friend. So Lon is pretty hammered before we get there and we sit with him and his friend and chat it up. They relive the memory of my mom taking a body shot off of him at her 46th bday. WTF, what has happened to my mother????? I dont know if i like it...

Okay, so into the night, i just get 1 more drink and Lon is going on and on, Then we are left alone.... Oh God...insert drama here (Lon leans over says he missed me and why havent we talked in 2 years. I say I dont know. He leans forward to me and starts to pour his heart out on what has been troubling him for the past 2 years. Apparently, he is in recovery as a sex addict and also marijuana. Well isnt that great. I had NO IDEA what to say to that. I just kept thinking "get the hell away from me"

Well thank God, Jesus, Allah, Ms. Piggy, Lady Gaga (whoever you believe in) that my sister comes back and tells him to go sing karaoke. So he goes up on stage and starts singing its raining men (how original). Im thinking, jeeze, did I seriously like him at one point. Well....It was time to leave for my mom and i was going with her. My sister and Lon tried to get me to stay. BUT NOT HAPPENING.

And now i am home....

BTW...the volcano that exploded and released tons of ash, the wind shifted and directed it the other way. AND NO PEOPLE there is no Lava.

Also, this no facebook is going well. I just end up blogging lots, which is fun, so you better be reading it!!!

LOVE YA

Sarah Palin, get out of my hood!

Back in my old bed. Its kinda nice, but i prefer mine in Seattle. So comfy. Woke up today to this.......




Four feet of fresh powder dude. Thats how we talk up here. So, my friends who know i cant ski or snowboard took me. I proceeded to ski because snowboarding is the devil and i thought i was doing pretty good. That is, until I got off the chairlift where I completely embarrased myself by face planting into the runway causing the chairlift guy to stop the entire lift for a good 3 minutes as I attempted to regain composure. FML.

But then I began to get the hang of it again. I think its been about 5 or 6 years since i went skiing. Well it was our last run because the sun was going down (at 3 PM) and I thought id go with the rest of the gang and take the more difficult path. Well i was going pretty good but it kept getting steeper and i got scared and thats when I ran into a shack. A metal shack that for some reason is there? The hill use to be a gold mine and they thought it look authentic or some shit to keep some of the old gold rush things like this shack. Well fuck you shack!!

After realizing I did not have a broken hip or a concussion, I took off my skis and in true Christina fashion, walked down the rest of the hill. People would pass and I knew they were thinking, oh theres that kid who ran into the shack. I actually think its rather funny.

So, now back home. I watched Twilight with my sister because she has never even heard of it......shes been living under a rock. Tonight, i just feel so damn sore and my head hurts. I think im seeing I Love You, Man with Kali tonight or Im just staying in having some Aui Tuna and catching up on Greys Anatomy.

P.S. I saw Sarah Palin walking her dogs. Apparently she does it everyday so next time im gonna run out and take a picture of her or with her. Im trying to think of my pose at the moment. Its gonna be Epic no matter what.

In progress...back home...

Landed back in home to be immediately taken out to lunch at my favorite place, The Mooses Tooth, where everyones favorite Apple Beer was shoved down my throat. Delish!!! Then on to a bachelors auction downtown. Boys were looking good, but i gots no money to bid :(. And now im sitting reading William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying and took a breather to update my blog.

Okay, so peeps are wondering why i deleted my facebook. I DID NOT delete it, I deactivated it only for the time that I am going to be back. I want people to call me and text and for me to do the same. Ill really know who my friends are. Most of the peeps who wondered this also are confused about what i mean by changing myself. Well here is just a list im working on.

Changes to be made:
1. Surrounding myself with good people and completely eliminating those who make me feel bad about myself or who are fake and ignorant.
2. Put others before me.
3. I was always so happy when i was running everyday so...join the bootcamp with Liz this spring and start running everyday again! Also make weekly tennis matches with Jackie, Lucas, and Abi.
4. Eat healthy!
5. Not drinking during the week for no reason at all.
6. Not getting shitwrecked on the weekends for the sake of just doing so.
7. Go out more, as in to the parks, the art walk, to events, to shows, to theater.
8. Read more books. Starting now with Faulkner.
9. Call people more often.
10. Stop being so obsessive.

-These are just a few, i hid the really serious ones so hopefully people will begin to see if i am truly becoming a better and happier person. This "change" is in no way of any recent events, its just how ive been feeling lately. I am so glad to have all my good friends and to have made some really amazing new friends this year (Jonathan, Michael, Maura, Kimmy).

-So everything call me or ill call you. Have a GREAT GREAT GREAT spring break.


P.S.

-Things that im sooo looking forward to in the next month.
1. Britney
2. Camping trip #1
3. Anime Convention
4. Vera's return

Thinking Sesh

I truly wonder if i will ever grow up. However, I had a revelation last night that next quarter is going to be very different and especially the upcoming summer. Im going to take it upon myself to change and I already know the first step.
-I must eliminate the people and situations in my life that make it too difficult and focus on who and what makes me truly happy and motivated.
SO..look out world, im coming back!

Wonders

If you have a food baby, is it possible that if you drink booze, you could risk getting Fetal Alcohol Syndrome????????

The RoboCut

Taylor as told me about this interesting creation. The RoboCut which you attach to your vacuum and then use it to cut your hair at home. What an amazing creation. I need one. Now Im wondering what else can you attach to a vacuum and use it for? Imaginations please.

Lady GaGa...cherry cherry boom boom

Oh Lady GaGa, how great you are!!!!!

Let me tell you about the show it was EPIC!!!!!!

She opened with segments of Andy Wharhol and called herself Candy Wharhol and then the screens split and there she was right in front of me singing Paparazzi in a crazy geometric shaped dress. Oh she was so energetic and fun and sang live. I loved when she came out in her bubble dress (yes a dress made of bubbles) and sang a new song and played the piano with her stilleto heel. AMAZING!!!!!!!

It was all i wanted it to be and more. JUST HAD TO LET YOU KNOW

Can't Breathe

I guess I am just a huge fuck up. I have come to realize to I possess the incredible gift of being able to push people away, even though i wish they were closer.

I am currently in a state of panic. My eyes sting and I cant move from my bed.

What could I do differently?
Was is all my fault?

I can't answer these questions because my mind is not working.

Life, why do you hate me?

?

My least favorite thing at the moment is being worried. If I was less worrisome, I think I'd enjoy life a little bit more.

Why worry about tomorrow, shall I stew about it now?
Shall I say, It is no use, give it up, throw in the towel?
Why worry about tomorrow, will it bring me health and gain?
Or shall I wake up in the morning, in poverty and pain?
Why worry about tomorrow, whatever comes my way?
I've got all that I can handle just to make it through today.
Why worry about tomorrow? There's no point or so it seems.
Will I wake up in the morning and find it's all been just a dream?
Tomorrow is only maybe, and though yesterday was rough.
Today is all I have, and yes, today is quite enough.
Yes, it's fun to dream, and there is nothing wrong with hopes.
For today, I'll do my best, and give thanks when it is gone.

-Jerry Ham

lols of the week/weekly favorites

So a many funny random things happened this week that should be mentioned:

1. Our dress up day on monday.
2. The introduction of diagria - too much sangria can = diagria
3. A hilarious note posted on facebook that i found more amusing than serious
4. Bowling at the garage where we all showed off our amazing skills
5. Michael cracked out on aterol and then sleeping for a full 24 hours.
5. A fucking bee stung me while i was thrift store shopping.

-But lets be serious for just a minute. I want to discuss the fact that I am going to Lady GaGa on Monday and you should all be jealous. Thats right, be jealous.

Movies that must be seen:
-Watchmen
-FunnyLady
-All About Eve
-Frozen River
-I Love you, Man
-Sunshine Cleaners

Music of interest this week:
-Flo Rider - Right Round
-Of Montreal - Shes a Rejector
-Oasis - Falling Down
-Taylor Swift EVERYTHING

Topics to Discuss when nothing else is worthy of discussion:
-What Rochelle is wearing
-Chris Brown and Rihanna
-Roomates
-Spring Break plans

Things I am officially giving up as of Monday 3/16:
-Fast Food (thats right)
-ordering crunk food

Sangria to Diagria: A revelation while in the tub, rubbadubdub

So have you heard about a bath dream?
Let me tell you about it. When you are in a bath and you kinda just dose off (practice this first because you may drown) and then you have this slight revelation about something or perhaps a deja vu. Well i had this the other day, I believe it was Monday and the dream went like this:

Splish Splash Splish Splash

-----Im in one of those movie dress up montages, you know where you find yourself in a giant closet full of clothes and there is a mirror and you just change outfits. Like 90 outfits in 3 minutes and you are with a friend and you are all giggly and shit???
Well i wanted to have one of those, but i dont really have that many clothes. In addition, the bath dream revealed that i would have a dress up party with Sangria. Now i hate Sangria, but you have to listen to a bath dream. So I got some Rossi, 5.99 at QFC WUT THE FUCK. HAD TO DO IT. and then it was time.

So we dressed up like our friends. Katherine, Jon, Michael and I. We went through facebook and found funny pictures to try to immitate. Of course we did this after consuming lots of sangria. The pictures will be up sometime soon of course.


On another side note:

Funny things that happened this past week:

1. I put a rubber band around the spray thing on the sink. and Blake turned it on and it was epically funny. Im such a child.

2. I have decided that i am not growing up. Instead I have devised a plan where i steal peoples livers, hearts, and go to Mexico to get cheap plastic surgery done. I cant reveal all of the plan, but basically ill be 24 forever. (24 just seems to be a good age)

3. In Fremont, this idiot guy we were with decided to throw a beer bottle at a cop car, we then proceeded to run away and hide in a ColdStone. And then got ice cream...

4. We also discussed if we were Asian, what kind of asian would i be. I decided id be Japanese. I mean they seem a lot hotter (Abi) and not as clingy. Was that offensive? Coalition for Global Concern please.

Road Trippin to Forks (Knives and Spoons and Spatulas)

Vera is gonna love this one!!!

So, for my digital journalism class we went to Forks, Washington where Twilight is set and i did a digital article on the small town. So the town is like 4 hours away, and it was me, Jonathan, and Taylor and on the way we stopped in Lacey and had Costco pizza and Panera. Then we were on our way.

It rained the entire way there, like hard rain, it was nice. We played car games including the state capitol game, where we thought we are all good but probably texted google for the answers about 30 times. So we knew 20 state capitols out of 50. We also played im going on a cruise and Jon decided his category were "things that were white" and to him, a thing that is white is a POWERHOUSE. He meant to say white house but he thought he'd be tricky and call it a powerhouse.

ANYWAY, so jon and tay were baked for the entire car ride and im just chillin as they fall quiet and then say weird things. So we get to Forks and go around to all the places to see which are like 4 things. Then on the ride home we stop at the ocean and feed a seagull who shit on my car and scared Jon and Tay.

Well, this blog is really not interesting at all, but I havent written anything for awhile because my life hasnt been that interesting for some time now. OH on the way home we stopped at DQ and Taco Bell (highlight of the trip)

Lets see what else has happened to me.

Beer Pong tourney last weekend. Jackie and I lost in double overtime to a guy named Bubba and a Samoan named ChaCha. It was close, soooo close. Ummm..... UW game tonight, who knows what will happen.

Also, songs that i hate that Liz loves:

1. Im on a boat
2. Jizz in my pants
3. Anything else on her ipod

The Curious Case of the Button in the Soup

So i had lunch at Cstreet today and found a black button in my french onion soup. Should i sue? Maybe I will, I mean i could have choked and all. Well, I completely lost my appetite and tried to have a conversation with people but i kept coughing. I have been sick for a week now and have not gotten any better. Im pretty sure I either have mono or AIDS, one or the other. I know the symptoms for both are lots of coughing.
So, went to Vegas this weekend with my mamma and i chose not to gamble because I hate seeing my munies go down and down because i lose at just about everything in life. However, I had five dolla at the airport when i was flying home and i decided to play Wheel of Fortune. I put the five in and the first spin was some screaming lady which meant i got the bonus round and got to spin the big wheel. Before i pushed the button a man comes behind me who was sitting 4 machines down and yells behind my ear, WHEEEELL OFFF FORTUNEEE. This startled me into pushing the button so he would go away. So the wheel was spinning, and spinning, and spinning some more and it landed on 200 dolla. I jumped for joy.
Upon my 200, i still had an extra 4 dolla from my original 5 and decided to keep playing, i then hit another 350 dolla. WOW someone likes me.
So now back in Seattle, I have heard of some of the things that happened on Christinas 21 run (i wish i was there). I was told she kept slapping someone, tried to rip off Lizs windshield wipers, and got raped by daniel. Really it just sounds like a normal night.
I NEED TO GET BETTER SOOOON. Is AIDS curable yet?? Ill look it up. I want to go see the Beatles laser show tomorrow, but who knows. UGHGH fml

Im Trouble

Apparently, the entire school hates my group of friends. I found this bit of information out from two other gaybos. And with the decency that I do have I will just reveal their first initials. S and K.
Lets begin with S, in a hardcore battle of gayness, S and I fought to the death. However, he may have conquered my best throws when he said that my group of friends were questionable. Upon this backlash, I questioned what friends he was talking about. Of course, S had to mention the two most controversial and the two most intriguing. Miss Christina and Mr. Daniel.
Now, let me tell you something about Christina and why she is amazing. Christina can kick your ass while making pasta at the same time. Bitch dont mess with the bitch who threw the infamous cunt hunt and upcoming glamchola/sexy alter boys and dirty priests. Take that SU. suck it.
Daniel is a different story. Im pretty sure S is probs jealous that Daniel didnt pay him the time of day, but lets face it. Daniel is a bitch and can outbitch just about anybody.

Now on to the fact that I am trouble, based on what K says. i probably am trouble since it seems all i do is get belig and run around dancing and having an amazing time. Sorry, thats what my life is. My life is also keeping a 3.8 GPA and writing my ass off for multiple sources. And get your facts right K, the RedZone is to meant to include the entire school and not an exclusive group. Maybe if you would join, you would not feel so left out.

I feel like I am back in high school and its the cool group versus the outsiders. However, would we be classified as the cool group or outsiders? I would pick outsiders because none of us think we are cool, except for Daniel, and we would much rather prefer being hated than loved. Besides, lets face it, we are just hotter than all of you.

To make this blog better, I have compiled my group of friends into a list and why we are better than most people. Sorry, if you are not on this list, i cant think of you which may mean you are not important.

Vera - Total bitch and slut
Christina - Controversial corner
Liz - Insane and offensive
Jen - Has the Pose and the Time wave
Taylor - Bitch can outdrink even me
Katherine - She was captain of the softball team Bitch and can throw a punch
Daniel - Major gay slut
Jackie - Could give a shit what you think
Rochelle - Shes hot, and you're just jealous
Lauren - Knows how to work that pole
Abi - Can knock you out with one boob
Gloria - Invisible vommer
Alex - Will whip your ass into shape
Alex L - will outrun you
Gil - so trashy its classy
Jess - just dont mess with this bitch
Jeff - Is smarter than you


And let me say something about Miss Maura. This girl is so trendy, I cant even stand it. She also laughs at everything i say, and that means shes my favorite new person.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

You remember all those great songs from the 90s? Well, i dont! And i want to remember most of them right now so I can use them for pre-funking. I went on to Itunes and looked up songs of the 90s and albums like Now 98 and Buzz Hits came up. Now, they say that the best songs of the 90s are Nirvana and Nine Inch Nails and Madonna. Im not talking about the songs that had a message not to kill yourself (since the 90s were so rough), but those songs that if you did kill yourself, you would be happy about it.

Songs like:

-I see you baby, shakin that ass
-That boy is mine
-Tubthumping
-Getting Jiggy Wit It
-I saw the Sign
-Mambo #5
-Big Pimpin
-MMMbop
-I wanna sex you up
-Achy Breaky Heart

You know, these types of songs. The songs where you dont have to think, you can just dance all night.

Coalition for Global Concern

So, sitting at the Bistro with Jen and Taylor. I have become addicted to doing "homework" at the bistro and by homework i mean facebook and making fun of how people dress (miss you Vera). But anyway, as I sit here not reading, I have decided to make a list of what Junior year has brought me this year that others (the coalition for global concern) would not enjoy hearing about.

Whistler

-Being absolutely Belig for 72 hours
-Meeting a lovely model who had a certain powder on her tits
-Telling a 4 year old girl to stop being such a slut
-Pole humping

21 Run

-Taking 7 tequila shots, a mind eraser, an adios mother fucker, and 6 yeiger bombs.
-Hitting my head on a dumpster while attempting to make out with Christina
-Fall over while trying to pee and hit my head on the bathtub and bleed profusely while vomming at the same time. All over Christina

Amsterdam/London
-Vera peeing the bed on the night i get there
-Vera cracked out wandering around Amsterdam at 4AM
-Eating at the BK Lounge for Christmas Din
-Pole dancing with future strippers
-Peeing on a post office

The Apartment

-Ass wars with Liz and Christina
-Inviting homeless people up from the shell to party
-Real World: Bed
-Doing my best Jagger
-Single Ladies dance

And now things im looking forward too:

Anime Convention

-Making fun of all the freaks (just admit it, they are freaks)
-Dressing up like one of the freaks
-Sneaking into the crazy rave

Sasquatch (Suckamothafucka)

-Sleeping next to Jackie
-Taking 8AM shots on top of the car
-starting a mosh pit riot
-Promote binge drinking

Camping

-Not getting another MIP (cus i be 21)
-Attending another random Olympia party
-making traps for Jeff
-Playing find the poo with Jeff
-Jackie throwing another shoe in the fire


and now some famous quotes

"Is there a Lewis and Clark Day?" You mean Lois and Clark? - Christina and I
"Stop making out with Gay Guys, You're blowing your game" - Jen
"If Anne Frank was blind and deaf, how did she write a diary?" - Me confusing Anne Frank with Hellen Keller
"I have no thumb" - me in the fort
"Nobody really cared about the yellow ranger. What was she, like Asian?" - Jonathon
"I once took a 5 pound shit" - Tay
"Chocolate dumpers are what comes out with you eat the chocolate dunkers" - Me
"Have you been blogging this whole time?" - Jen
"How did i vom on the kitchen cupboard" - Tay
"I thought I had sex last night, but I woke up alone" - Christina
"If I had a theme song it would be Gwen Stefanis Hollaback Girl cus this shit is bananas" - Me
"What is this? A bridge" - Jonathon


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